apocryphalstories:

If you start moaning whilst I’m biting either your lip or neck, there’s a 350% chance I will end up more turned on than you.

androidelf:

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

monsterthrall:

gaysquaredwrites:

Me when somebody reblogs one of my posts without adding any tags to specify how they feel about it:

Lmao. I check every reblog.