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About burrclaw

Gay man in his 30s who likes to look at & collect dongs & dong accessories.

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15. 

Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

ya, i mean, who doesn’t

41. 

Do you like your butt?

i like… certain parts of it, but overall? no, not really.

62. 

Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?

absofuckinlutely
in some ways imo a dildo can even be better. a dildo can be thicker/longer than a penis could realistically ever get, or have just the right curve to really hit the gspot that most human dicks lack, or have textures or a shape impossible in human dicks. dildos will never go flaccid before you’re done, dildos can vibrate and glow in the dark and so on

65. 

Have you ever had any genital injuries?

once i tore my foreskin and I DON’T FUCKING KNOW HOW I MANAGED THAT but jfc that was a Bad Few Days. it was a very tiny tear so it healed quickly but.
Awful. Disrecommend.

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6. 

Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

no & no, handjobs are great

28. 

What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

already answered!

33. 

Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

…yes, though they’re pretty rare

46. 

What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

uhhh i’ve had a few days where i’ve probably come in like 2 minutes

56. 

Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?

uhhh i’ve fucked on top of a motorcycle (it was parked), that’s the most unique for me personally
for masturbating, not sure, i haven’t jerked off in a very wide variety of places. in a cabin, i guess??

63.

What are your favorite positions?

missionary (top), doggystyle (top), facesitting (bottom), or just sprawled out comfortably on my back while i get serviced 😏

NSFW asks: 25, 26, 27, 28. tell me about your jerkoff habits you coward.

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well if u insist

25. How often do you masturbate?

daily tbh

26. 

What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

usually sitting up, sometimes laying down. i can’t really finagle a way to jerk off on my stomach (2 fatt) and standing up is awright except my knees want to give out after i come lol

27. 

Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

i stroke my dick. mostly focus on rubbing the head bc that’s where it’s most sensitive. sometimes i use toys (anything that gets me that sweet g-spot stim is gr8), and i’ve got a few stroker toys that are nice but i’m not accustomed to them yet oops

28. 

What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)

yes
visual porn gets me going the most, but written stuff or pure imagination is good shit too